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sokkasass:

apriki:

hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out

but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around

he’s like guys

what’s happening guys

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GUYS

I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING

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GUYS IM SERIOUS

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LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED

#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP

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kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:

Mmmm whatcha sayyyy

kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:

Mmmm whatcha sayyyy

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pepepetite:

kyarychan:

[10:27 PM] Medusa (top)
[10:54 PM] Look! It’s the legendary “gotcha” hand hair! (bottom)

SO FREAKING COOL

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gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

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sadomy:

fuckyeahantsandgrapes:

weird ant with 3 cookies all to himself? What a greedy little slut… Look at his strength… So great.. So powerful…

man fuck that ant.. i could probably carry like ten cookies

They aren’t cookies. They’re ritz bites :P 

sadomy:

fuckyeahantsandgrapes:

weird ant with 3 cookies all to himself? What a greedy little slut… Look at his strength… So great.. So powerful…

man fuck that ant.. i could probably carry like ten cookies

They aren’t cookies. They’re ritz bites :P 

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blvckmanta:

tessanetting:

DYING OMG THIS IS THE BEST.

This is pretty epic lol

yissss

…someone get me a spider man suit

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fuckyeahlaughters:

omg

fuckyeahlaughters:

omg

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theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

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